{"product_id":"highland-cow-mug-absolutely-not-today-325ml-ceramic-coffee-tea-cup-funny-relatable-cow-in-sunglasses-hoodie-relaxing-with-coffee-graphic-sassy-gift-for-friends-co-workers-fast-dispatch-by-uk-seller-m3725","title":"Highland Cow Mug \"Absolutely Not Today.\" 325ml Ceramic Coffee Tea Cup – Funny Relatable Cow in Sunglasses \u0026 Hoodie Relaxing with Coffee Graphic, Sassy Gift for Friends \u0026 Co-Workers – Fast Dispatch by UK Seller (M3725)","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBring daily workplace humour,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e sassy attitude,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and relaxed vibes to your coffee break with this hilarious \"Absolutely Not Today.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\" Highland cow ceramic coffee mug.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Featuring a detailed illustration of a cool,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e fluffy Highland cow wearing dark sunglasses and a hoodie,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e kicked back relaxing in a chair with boots up and a steaming matching cow mug beside it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Below the graphic,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e a rustic wooden sign displays the witty quote \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"436\"\u003e\"Absolutely Not Today.\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e in bold black and red lettering.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Perfect for enjoying your morning coffee,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e tea,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e or favourite hot beverage during busy workdays or lazy weekends at home.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Crafted from durable high-grade white ceramic,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e it makes a brilliant novelty gift,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e secret Santa present,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e or funny everyday treat for co-workers,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e friends,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and anyone needing a boundary-setting laugh.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003ci data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eKey Features\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eRelaxing Highland Cow Graphic:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Styled with a detailed illustration of a cool cow in sunglasses and a hoodie lounging with coffee.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFunny Sassy Slogan:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Features the popular sarcastic phrase \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"58\"\u003e\"Absolutely Not Today.\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e displayed on a rustic wooden sign graphic.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHigh-Quality Ceramic:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Durable ceramic build designed for everyday longevity and comfortable daily sipping.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePractical \u0026amp; 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